Xerodollar

Xeet is funny, so you give cards to a select few, who will then farm/select their "loyal" followers by asking who wants a Xeet card?

You saw $BeRA scam pump from 0.5 to 1.3 and you didn't make a cent shorting it?
Okay bro

Breaking: I just shorted Ethereum

The Dow is over 50k, yes, but you have none tho

Prediction: In less than 90 days, altcoins will giga pump to vahala, retail will flood the TL asking where to buy bitcoin, and there will no longer be anything but crypto on your faces on all social media platforms: iMessage, Instagram, Facebook.
And we will have no way to stop it.

Wizkid x Askake - Alaye 🎶

If you're in crypto, pivot to unemployment

Jeffery Epstein faked his death and got surgery to change his entire body. He cashed out his properties and went all into crypto, he is the founder of Ethereum

I left crypto

I just bought for €70m

I left xAi

There is no life beyond earth

NFTs are back but on MegaETH

Finally, a sport where Pistons and Hornets players are good at (punching)

Just realised why it is called Crypto

Agbani Darego is one of the top 5 hardest names