theFloWolf

rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka 🗣️

before we work on artificial [general] intelligence, why don\'t we do something about natural stupidity

now might be a good time to panic bros

reasons why i don\'t think we\'ve topped:- i didnt make enough money yet

the market is absolutely cooked no better time than now to get a ᴮˡᵒʷJOB

your CTA needs to feel obvious without shoutingif someone reads the post and still asks “what now?”, then the structure needs adjustingdirection should live inside the writing itself, guiding the reader so the next step feels natural by the end; implied rather than explained

the dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed

put clawdbot in charge of my calendar and it didn’t schedule any shower time so i haven’t had my bath for 5 days now

brands that survive controversy well tend to communicate less but betterthey choose words carefully, avoid speculation, and understand that every statement becomes part of a permanent recordwaiting to speak until facts are clear usually helps in reducing long-term damage

life is just a really short story about how you died

that moment where you’re delusionally trying to keep your phone up but you keep getting micro sleeps and dream a whole entire parallel universe in 0.8 seconds

sometimes the cleanest explanation is a comparison that already feels familiar to the reader\n\none good analogy can carry more weight than a full thread of details\n\npeople remember ideas that connect directly to how they already see the world\n\nand that’s why it works every time

remember that if they are:
bigger than you = they on roids
richer than you = daddy's money/onlyfans
smarter than you = nerds
look better = gay
never stop the cope bros