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Dad: *offers me a handful of nuts*
Me at 8 years old: I can't eat them, I'm allergic.
Dad: What will happen?
Me: They make my mouth itch.
Dad: That's what nuts do.
And that's when my dad found out that he was also allergic to nuts.

🇺🇸 Xi Jinping:
"No we seek to control the world… but let me predict the future.
Oil remains above $100 for a few more days.
Trump panics as his poll numbers drop even further.
Trump posts a schizophrenic truth on social media: that the United States won this war.
U.S. soldiers abandon Iran.
The Ayatollah's son just secured a 40-year reign courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue.
Trump and Hegseth then bomb Cuba.
to those who believe they are its owners."

The game is about to start.
Are you in?

🚨🚨🚨🪜REMEMBER THIS:
Patience and conviction pay off
Paper hands are trash
Only a few win!!
The endless cycle...

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🚨🚨🚨URGENT:
If you don't buy this week, you're going to get seriously stuck.

In 2025 and early 2026, Donald Trump repeatedly stated that he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, claiming that not receiving it would be an "insult" to the United States.
Now
Are we entering another period of global barbarism?
Putin's invasion of Ukraine: 500,000 dead.
Netanyahu's war against the people of Gaza: 72,000 dead.
Trump's war in Iran: thousands already dead.
Trumpetas is the most lying president in U.S. history🤣🤡😭
Oh, and let's not forget he was pro-crypto 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fucking idiot, human scum

1970s:
- Get a degree
- Land a 9-to-5 job
- Buy a suit and tie
- Get a promotion
- Get married at 21
- Buy a house at 25
- Have 4-5 children and 1 dog
- Retire at 60 with a pension
2026:
- Survive

Give me a reason why you believe in GOD

Give me a reason to believe in GOD

Do I want to ask those porn movie directors, please, do they not get aroused while filming?