#我的币圈搞笑瞬间 A Moment of Happiness😂😂😂

1. Conversation between two crypto giants
A: This crisis has made me anxious and restless, unable to sleep or eat well. Have you been sleeping well lately?
B: I sleep like a baby.
A: Truly enviable!
B: Hmm, I’ve been crying all night, and I often lose control of my bladder and bowels. (Wiping tears)

2. The connection between reading and trading cryptocurrencies
Son asks: Dad, why should I read more books?
Dad says: If you read books, when you trade cryptocurrencies, you'll understand what blockchain, cryptography, and decentralization are...
If you don’t read, you’ll just say: “MMP, it’s dropped again!”

3. A joke about Bitcoin and God
A young man prays to God: Lord, grant me a way to get rich like Bitcoin.
The next day, he finds a note under his pillow that says “EOS”.
Decades later, this ragged old man reaches heaven, and God asks: Didn’t I give you a way to get rich?
The old man cries: Photography impoverishes three generations, a single lens destroys a lifetime… (Implying crypto trading failure)

4. The contrast between crypto trading and reality
A crypto trader hits 5 million. A reporter asks: How do you plan to spend it?
The trader calmly replies: First, pay back the money I borrowed a few years ago.
The reporter asks again: And the rest?
Trader: The rest will be paid back slowly...

5. The “aspirational” goal in the crypto circle
A: I have a small goal — to earn 10 million this year!
Six months later, B asks: How much have you achieved?
A: Not bad, only 15 million left to go.

6. A dialogue between a Zen master and a crypto trader
Crypto trader confesses to the Zen master: I feel a lot of pressure trading cryptocurrencies every day, I can’t eat well or sleep well…
The Zen master covers his left chest with his right hand, silent.
The trader asks: Are you saying I should not forget my original intention and have hope for the future?
The Zen master shakes his head: Stay away from me. I also traded cryptocurrencies before I became a monk. Hearing you say these things makes me feel anxious...

7. The “romantic” promise in the crypto circle
Little rookie promises his girlfriend: Once I get out of this, we’ll get married.
The girlfriend silently replies: This might be the most subtle way of breaking up.