#My Funniest Crypto Moments
Sharing my most unforgettable and hilarious crypto moments: insights, lessons, and laughter from the wild world of digital assets.
The crypto market isn’t just a stage for innovation and opportunity—it’s also home to some of the funniest and most unexpected moments you’ll ever witness. Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned trader, everyone has that one crypto story that still makes you (laugh and cry).
The biggest source of these hilarious moments is often simple human error. Maybe you once sent tokens to the wrong wallet address, misplaced a decimal point, or accid

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#My Funniest Crypto Moments!
My funniest crypto moments always come from Dogecoin. One day, I confidently bought DOGE and told my friends, “Watch this, Doge is about to take off.” What’s the funniest part? Right after I bought it, the price didn’t go up—instead, it started slowly dropping, like Doge was saying, “Not today.” My friends kept asking, “Bro, is this the moonshot you were talking about?” All I could do was nod and pretend everything was going according to plan.
Another funny experience was when I set a price alert for Dogecoin before going to bed. I was dreami

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✍️ Losses in cryptocurrency... are not really about the numbers; at their core, they're psychological issues first.
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One of the most heartbreaking stories in crypto happened in August 2024...
At that time, Bitcoin rebounded from its lows and started to climb
It reached 73K at its first high point of the new cycle
Then dropped back to the August lows
At that time, people on Twitter were saying:
"Get out after a 90% loss... Bitcoin is going to the $30,000 range... Sell your coins and buy back at the bottom."
What happened in the end?
It never dropped to the $30,000 range...
Instead

💸 What is the lifetime savings ceiling for an average person?
Let’s start with a joke: Fraud is a technical skill 😂
The hard reality: Most people will save 300,000–500,000 yuan in their lifetime 💰, with a maximum of about 3 million yuan 🏦. No investing, no borrowing, stable income, and frugal living—that’s how it’s accumulated.
📉 Stories online about “beating inflation” and “getting rich while lying down”? Almost all are fantasies. Money comes from steady progress and gradual accumulation, not luck.
💡 Anti-inflation strategies:
Regular investment in gold ✨ → stable, inflation-resistant
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The truth behind the crypto market crash: It’s not the 13 ministries, it’s Japan that poked a hole in the global money bag!
BTC plunged from 90,000 to 85,000, and everyone is blaming the 13 ministries? The truth: Japan’s 10-year government bond yield soared to 1.1%, which directly wiped out Wall Street’s decade-long “free yen carry trade”!
Before:
Borrow from Japan ≈ 0 cost → Exchange for USD → Buy US stocks/AI/Bitcoin, easy profits!
Now:
Japan is raising rates → Borrowing is no longer cheap → Yen may appreciate → Institutions have to sell assets to pay back!
Bitcoin has the best 24/7 liquidit

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1 A conversation between two big shots in the crypto world A: This crisis has left me disturbed and restless, have you been sleeping well lately? B: I sleep like a baby. A: That's really enviable! B: Well, I've been crying all night and often have incontinence. (wiping tears)
2 The connection between studying and trading cryptocurrency. Son asked: Dad, why should I read more books? Dad said: If you read books, when you trade cryptocurrencies, you will know what blockchain, cryptography, and decentralization mean... If you don't read, you will just

Woken up at midnight by a deadly call, the voice of my buddy in Shenzhen came through the screen, sounding desperate:
"Buddy, help! I opened a 10x long position with 10,000 dollars, and the market only dropped by 3 points, and my account evaporated instantly, what the hell?!"
Check his position records, buddy, he went all in with $9500, stop-loss line? Not a thing.
Too many people think that using the full margin mode means having a strong risk tolerance, but the truth is quite the opposite—if the full margin is used incorrectly, the losses can be even more severe than with the isolated margin

At around one o'clock in the morning, I sent a message in the group: "800 yuan rolled to almost twenty thousand in five months, do you think it's nonsense?"
In less than three minutes, my phone was about to explode. Someone directly replied: "You think you can play contracts with this little capital? Just wait to pay tuition fees." I couldn't be bothered to argue, so I directly threw out a screenshot of my account – from last October until now, my 800U principal has risen to 19000U, without a single liquidation in between.
The group suddenly fell silent.
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