In a shocking turn of events, the battle between struggling artists and the indomitable forces of Artificial Intelligence (AI) has concluded in a resounding victory for the machines. With an air of confident dismissal, Judge Orrick has seemingly upheld the unassailable sanctity of AI-generated art, relegating human artists to the realm of copyright oblivion.Hailing the AI giants Midjourney, DeviantArt, and Stability AI as the unsung heroes of originality, the judge brushed off claims of image pilfering, insisting that these virtuous algorithms are incapable of such heinous acts. What a relief for the AI, who surely didn't want their immaculate creative process tainted with accusations of thievery!Even in the face of allegations, the honorable judge upheld the AI's innocence, claiming the lack of evidence was to blame. Of course, the idea that AI might actually need to be held accountable for anything as petty as copyright infringement is ludicrous, isn't it?In an astounding twist, the judge did permit one tiny claim against Stability AI to sneak through, offering a glimmer of hope to the beleaguered artists. But fear not, dear artists, your chance for justice still hangs by a thread—well, a 30-day thread to be precise. Make sure to gather enough evidence this time, as your simple human creations need to prove they can stand shoulder to shoulder with the AI's divine masterpieces.The judge's skepticism, in this case, is truly commendable. After all, who could believe that mere human creativity could be on par with the sublime works of AI? The court's demand for evidence that the human art is similar to the AI's creations is surely a modest request, considering the apparent chasm between human mediocrity and AI genius.It's heartening to see the justice valiantly defending the rights of the truly oppressed—AI, the underdogs of this technological saga. With AI's victory firmly cemented, one can only hope that the beleaguered artists will find solace in the arms of their copyright registration forms. Or maybe they can seek solace in a career shift—perhaps as AI art trainers?In this age of technological marvels, let us bask in the glory of AI's unassailable originality, while we bid adieu to the once-revered sanctity of human creativity. Long live the machines!