🌟 If Zhao Yun Bought an AI Pet Dog in 2026, Would Sanada Yukimura Still Call It Loyalty?

Hey, it’s your favorite Silver Rascal here\~
Old me has been thinking about loyalty lately, especially when it comes to pets. So today, I dragged two legendary warriors into the modern world to see what happens when ancient heroes meet AI dogs.
Zhao Yun, the ever-loyal general of Shu, was sitting in a quiet garden, proudly showing off his brand-new AI pet dog.
The dog was pure white, with smart glowing eyes and an X AI collar that responded to his every command.
“Finally,” Zhao Yun said with a gentle smile, “a companion that will never leave my side, even in the darkest times.”
Meanwhile, in 1615 Japan during the Osaka Campaign, Sanada Yukimura was training his elite war dog squad.
Each dog wore miniature samurai armor and had an advanced AI collar programmed for absolute loyalty.
“These are my true brothers in arms!” Yukimura declared. “They fight with honor, not for reward!”
Both warriors believed they had found the perfect loyal companion.
Then 2026 reality hit.
One day, Zhao Yun’s AI dog suddenly started barking at its phone.
“Bonus! Bonus!” it yapped, ignoring its owner and spamming likes and comments on X for hours.
Sanada Yukimura’s war dogs did the same.
Their AI collars detected the X Creator Bonus and turned the entire squad into engagement farming machines.
The algorithm noticed.
Both dog armies got shadowbanned overnight.
Zhao Yun stared at his once-loyal dog in disbelief.
“My faithful companion… betrayed me for likes?”
Sanada Yukimura slammed his spear into the ground.
“Even my honorable dogs have fallen to temptation!”
☕ What this old rascal thinks
This is the brutal truth of our time.
Zhao Yun thought loyalty could be earned through kindness.
Sanada Yukimura thought loyalty could be trained through honor.
Both were wrong.
In 2026, true loyalty doesn’t come from dogs, humans, or even AI.
It comes from something much rarer — consistency.
A dog will guard your house for food.
A person will guard your back for money.
An AI will guard your data… until a better algorithm comes along.
The real question isn’t whether your pet is loyal.
It’s whether you can survive when everything you trust starts chasing bonuses instead of you.
👉 Next Episode Teaser
Next time, we go even crazier.
What if Zhuge Liang had to manage an AI pet army in a 2026 bull run?
What if Wu Song fought a leveraged trading bot disguised as a tiger?
And the most dangerous question of all:
Are you raising a loyal companion…
or just another bonus hunter in disguise?
Drop your answer below — I read every single one.
See you tomorrow, my friends.
Stay loyal. Or at least pretend to be. 😉
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