agent tokens pumping 8x because Circle endorsed their commerce platform.

everyone's launching agent coins, agent DAOs, agent revenue shares.
but here's the uncomfortable question: why would anyone hold your agent's token when they can just use $USDC to access every service?
we've made it insanely easy to speculate onchain with stables while abstracting away the complicated bits. no need to hold the native token anymore.
your agent better have a legitimate economic model or massive buybacks baked into protocol revenue, because "agents will create value" isn't a tokenomics strategy.
it's hopium with extra steps.
sorry not sorry