every cycle someone posts “how to get rich” and it’s just a grocery list of memes with zero context.



so fine, here’s my totally serious 2026 masterplan:

Buy more $WHITEWHALE
Buy more $aura
Buy more #SPX6900
Buy more $MASK
Buy more $SACHI
Buy more $WIF
Buy more $MANYU
Buy more $PFP
Buy more $GIGA
Buy more $USELESS
Buy more $WOJAK
Buy more $MOMO
Buy more $PENGU
Buy more $TROLL

then sit back and pretend i’m a visionary while refreshing my wallet every 30 seconds.

if it works, i’m a genius.

if it rugs, i’ll tweet “market is brutal guys” and act like it was a lesson arc.

what am i missing? oh right, timing, exits, discipline and not being dumb.

minor details 🤑
AURASOL15,78%
SPX2,04%
MASK1,97%
WIF-0,66%
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