Started crypto chasing money. Turns out, crypto's been here reshaping me instead. 😂

Nailed that classic move—bought the top, labeled it a "strategy." Then watched it bleed and called it "diamond hands holding for the long term." Pumped DCA so relentlessly I nearly became the circulating supply myself.

Somewhere along the way, something shifted. Stopped being an investor. Started being a student—one tuition payment at a time. The market lessons hit different when your money's actually on the line. Every dip teaches you something about patience. Every pump teaches you about ego.

The volatility? It wasn't just price action anymore. It was personality building in real-time. Best education money can buy, even if you're not sure you're buying the dip or the delusion.