The irony of these AI detector platforms is genuinely painful to watch. One boasts 'Loved by Over 80 Million Users Worldwide' while another claims to be 'Trusted by Students from 3,000+ Leading Universities and Institutions.' The marketing language alone tells you everything—these trust badges are plastered everywhere, yet the actual detection accuracy remains questionable at best. It's the classic Web3 move: massive user numbers and institutional partnerships splashed across the homepage as credibility signals, while nobody really validates whether the product actually works. The gap between their claims and reality is basically the entire business model at this point.