Why is your trader boyfriend always staring at his phone? It's not because someone else is there. Watch out for these signals: eyes glued to the screen, furrowed brows, suddenly knowing every detail about a token you've never heard of, able to state the price to the decimal point. Getting up at five in the morning, nominally to 'check liquidity,' but actually just scrolling through candlesticks. Saying 'I'm not nervous,' while his clothes are already soaked with sweat. None of these are signs of infidelity — he's already been hijacked by the crypto market. That obsession, that anxiety, that sensitivity to market fluctuations are all written on his face. The daily life of a crypto trader is like this; once you're in, your schedule and mental state have to be readjusted.