"Yeah, we messed up. But hey, at least we cleaned up most of the mess ourselves." That's basically what the world's central banks are probably thinking right now when they need to have that awkward conversation with their governments about all the financial chaos they've caused over the years. The irony? They made the rules, they broke the rules, and now they're acting like they're doing us all a favor by patching things up. Meanwhile, crypto communities watch this theater unfold and wonder why anyone still trusts traditional finance to regulate itself.