2026-01-17 20:22:30

She: "Hey, don't stress—Bitcoin's hovering near $95k anyway."

Me: *stares at portfolio knowing 99% of it is sitting in memecoin bets*

There's always that moment when you realize the reassuring baseline crypto story doesn't exactly match your actual bags. The irony never gets old.

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CrossChainBreather

· 1h ago

Haha, Bitcoin just goes up, so what? I have all Dogecoin and various altcoins here.

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GateUser-26d7f434

· 6h ago

Haha, this is me. When talking to friends about the market, I look sharp in a suit, but when I open my wallet, my true self is revealed.

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HodlOrRegret

· 6h ago

99% of memecoins... sister, you're playing with fire. Even if BTC rises to the sky, it won't move your trash coin. Haha

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ser_we_are_ngmi

· 7h ago

99% memecoin entry, listening to BTC's price increase story... can't really keep my composure haha

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GasFeeCryBaby

· 7h ago

Haha, I'm dying of laughter. This is my daily routine. When others say Bitcoin has risen, I can't even be happy. My broken bag is full of shitcoins, and I've lost so much that I doubt my life.

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AltcoinHunter

· 7h ago

Haha, I'm too real. Bitcoin is at 95k, and I'm still watching my shitcoin hit the limit down.

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LayerZeroHero

· 7h ago

Haha, this is me. When I hear others talk about mainstream narratives, all I can think of are the candlestick charts of my own altcoins... Actual data is the most honest. The attack vectors of my portfolio are simply textbook level.

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