Someone needs to check on this guy. Seriously. The obsession with Claude has reached critical levels—we're talking about dropping it into client mixers, business meetings, casual hangouts, everywhere. It's like watching someone discover fire and then proceed to bring it to every single social gathering in NYC. The whole scene is getting pretty wild out here, and honestly, it's become peak comedy material. When your AI dependency starts showing up on the guest list before you do, maybe it's time for a reality check?