Japanese singers' scandals are nothing compared to this!

All the shady organizing committees across the country seem to share the same damn naming brain circuit—Zhang Jiwei, Lin Guorui, Lin Wenshu, Lin Yanan, Jiang Yiyun!
Are these five immortals your mom’s cyber ghosts or what?!!

I laughed so hard I nearly tied my dick in a knot after reading this!
That procurement project in Hubei worth over 30 million,
the list of review experts just had these five names.
Then some netizen did a quick search—
Holy shit, are these five bastards capable of shadow cloning or what?!

Yesterday they're in Macau competing in a robot contest,
today they pop up in Kaifeng snatching the top calligraphy prize,
tomorrow their names are on a city management fine list in Liaoning,
the day after they're pretending to be kids at a Shandong children's gala!

They’ve completely lost all shame.
Every idiot running fake competitions just searches “most realistic fake names” on Baidu Wenku,
and these five names are like a demon-revealing mirror—
every time, it’s the same ragtag crew!
I suggest from now on, all shady competitions just worship these five as their patron saints,
no need to think up new names!
This world is truly insane.
Now whenever I see these five names, my prostate bursts out laughing.