Learn these tricks and make your crypto journey a breeze! 👇

If you bought at the top, just keep averaging in.
If your wallet gets hacked, hack it back.
If the airdrop is too small, make a few more accounts.
If the project team rugs, summon them back.
If your coin drops 90%, wait for it to 10x again.
If the cross-chain bridge gets hacked, just bridge back.
If you forget your private key, hurry up and remember it.
If the bear market lasts too long, force it into a bull market.
If you can't find Alpha, become Alpha. 🐓💰