Mean Crypto Coin List 💀



Bitcoin (BTC) – Grandpa still yelling about “digital gold.”

Ethereum (ETH) – Charges gas fees like it’s running a luxury resort.

Solana (SOL) – Fast… until it’s not.

Cardano (ADA) – Still peer-reviewing that one transaction.

XRP (Ripple) – The coin your uncle bought in 2017 and won’t shut up about.

Dogecoin (DOGE) – Built on memes, sustained by Elon’s insomnia.

Shiba Inu (SHIB) – A meme of a meme of a meme.

Polkadot (DOT) – Sounds like a kid’s game, acts like a ghost chain.

Avalanche (AVAX) – Promised a snowstorm, delivered flurries.

Tron (TRX) – Justin Sun’s personal MLM adventure.

Pepe (PEPE) – Frogs are up, your dignity is down.

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“Crypto portfolios look like a zoo and a nursing home had a baby. 🧓🐸🐕‍🦺 #Crypto #Web3
BTC-3.31%
ETH-3.61%
SOL-5.22%
ADA-5.76%
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