How to spread rumors in the crypto world?

It's very simple. Focus on amplifying everything big and small about the United States. Anything related to the U.S. is fair game. It can be spread through streamers or influencers and a few key figures. When the atmosphere of panic rises, the wind picks up, and short positions become profitable, it creates a perfect harvest.
Whoever told you that interest rate cuts or halving lead to a bull market is just trying to fool honest people like you.
In the past, I was always studying when Powell would take a dump, and I found that last year, two of his dumps were fragrant, while one was smelly, and it was the super smelly kind.
This year Powell has held it in for so long that both times it was just awful, even worse than last year's.
Now I am researching how many times Huangmao poops, precise to the minute and second. As a result, I found that no matter how this guy poops, whether standing, lying down, or squatting, it always smells bad, extremely bad. That damned thing.