#Pi #早安 #币圈 "The Painful Enlightenment of Decentralized Finance suckers: My 'Perfect Missed' Love Story with DEX"

👨💻 I, the "reverse indicator" of the DEX world:
While others are busy farming airdrops on Uniswap, I'm researching 'how to buy 🥤 bubble tea with ETH' - the result is that the transaction fee is three times more expensive than the bubble tea, and I got chopped by Gas fees like a sucker.

🐌 My investment philosophy: slow half-beat art
Seeing MEME coin 📈 skyrocket: "Can this thing survive for three days?" —— The result is that it survived for three years and became the top player in the tipping world.
• I heard that "scientists" are harvesting with code, so I studied Solidity overnight - so far, I only know how to write console.log("return to zero happiness").

🤡 Peak operation: accurate bottom fishing
"Layer2 is the future!" —So I sold 📈 UNI, which increased 10 times, and bought the "epic potential DEX"...
Project Name: JadeSwap
Lifespan: 13 hours
Achievement: Become the 'Deep Comment MVP' in the comments section of the run announcement.

💡Epiphany in life
When the big shots were shorting, I cursed along with them; when the big shots turned around and milked, I was still cursing - later they opened a paid group, and I paid tuition.
Finally understand: "DEX is not gold mining, it's a scam to sell shovels"......
...but when I was ready to stock up on shovels, the market switched to selling AI instead.

Summary: If 'missing wealth' could mine, I would have become Satoshi Nakamoto long ago 🌚🚀

(Disclaimer: This article is purely fictional. If there are similarities, please check your wallet balance 🤣🤣🤣)#逍遥派扫地僧