Sirsayso

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Age 1.2 Year
Peak Tier 2
Market analyst | future trading analyst | Spot trader |
Respect to that kid for standing by his convictions, even at 6 years old.
If it was a Christian service, we’d expect Muslim kids to observe without participating. The same respect should go both ways. forcing participation crosses a line.
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If iShowSpeed narrated your life, every mundane task would sound like a Champions League final
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POV: You tell iShowSpeed the game is updating and he has to wait 5 minutes
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POV: You tell iShowSpeed the game is updating and he has to wait 5 minutes
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Four crises, one country: terrorism, corruption, hunger, and hyperinflation.
And still, no noise in the streets.
That quiet isn’t calm. It’s people worn out under APC’s hold.
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iShowSpeed’s reaction when Ronaldo scores vs when anyone else scores:
0:00 - 0:01: 😶
0:02 - 0:30: SCREAMING FOR 28 SECONDS STRAIGHT
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If iShowSpeed coached Portugal, halftime talks would be 90% screaming and 10% “I’m the GOAT”
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Everyone’s mad X changed the algorithm.
The ones making money figured out it now rewards posts that make people reply, not just scroll.
Write to start convos, not to flex.
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X is literally paying people to post original stuff now.
Meanwhile 80% of your feed is still screenshots and quote tweets.
Be the 20% that gets paid.
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Hot take: If your post needs Grok to explain it, your post failed.
Write it so a 12-year-old gets it. That’s how you go viral.
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Happy Memorial Day 🇺🇸
Remembering the ones who paid for our 3-day weekend with the ultimate price.
Don’t waste it. Grill something, call your fam, and touch grass.
Freedom isn’t free. Respect.
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Happy Memorial Day 🇺🇸
Remembering the ones who paid for our 3-day weekend with the ultimate price.
Don’t waste it. Grill something, call your fam, and touch grass.
Freedom isn’t free. Respect.
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POV: iShowSpeed meets Ronaldo and tries to do the “Siu” but pulls a hamstring
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If iShowSpeed hosted the Olympics, every event would end with “NAH BRO WHAT”
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Expectation: Me meeting a celebrity - cool, calm, normal conversation
Reality: Me meeting a celebrity - forgets how to speak English
My brain short-circuits every single time 😂
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Expectation: Celebrity posts deep life advice
Reality: Celebrity posts "I'm just a girl" at 3am
They really said we’d get wisdom and got this instead 😭
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Why do I care more about people I’ve never met than my own life
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If iShowSpeed was a gym trainer, you’d hit PRs just to avoid his screaming
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POV: iShowSpeed tries to explain tactics after 1 game of FC25
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