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🤣 SEQUENCE OF POOR INVESTOR CRYPTO JOKES
💸 1. So much coin to buy on the market... and I chose the one that dropped -98%.
📉 2. Those who worry about the bear market are rich... Poor people worry about their wallet balance turning to dust.
🐋 3. "The crisis is big..." But I have 0.00000001 BTC in the bank! Respect my assets. 😎
🔋 4. I left my cryptos charging... When it hits 100x, I sell! (3 years later: -87%) 🤡
🚀 5. I bought because they said: "It’s going to the Moon!" It really did... They just forgot to say there’s no return trip. 🌙
💰 6. My plan was to live off crypto income. Now I’m

📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
📆 - May 30
📜 Events:
* 70 — Siege of Jerusalem: Titus and his Roman legions overthrow the second wall of Jerusalem. The Jewish defenders retreat to the first wall. The Romans build a circumvallation, cutting down all trees within a fifteen-kilometer radius.
* 1431 — Hundred Years' War: in Rouen, France, the French peasant girl and saint Joan of Arc is burned at the stake at age 19, condemned for witchcraft by a tribunal dominated by the English.
* 1814 — Napoleonic Wars: War of the Sixth Coalition: the Treaty of Paris is signed, and France's borders are restored to those

📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
📆 - May 29
📜 Events:
* 363 — Roman Emperor Julian defeats the Sassanid army at the Battle of Ctesiphon, under the walls of the Sassanid capital, but is unable to take the city.
* 1176 — Battle of Legnano: the Lombard League defeats Emperor Frederick I of the Holy Roman Empire.
* 1453 — Fall of Constantinople; Ottoman sultan Mehmed II, the Conqueror, captures Constantinople after a six-week siege, ending the Byzantine Empire, an event that many consider marking the end of the Middle Ages and the beginning of the Modern Age.
* 1919 — Albert Einstein’s theory of general rela

📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
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📆 - May 27
*📜 Events:*
* 1703 — Emperor Peter the Great founded the city of Saint Petersburg.
* 1917 — Pope Benedict XV promulgated the 1917 Code of Canon Law, the first comprehensive codification of Catholic canon law in the Church’s legal history.
* 1927 — Ford Motor Company ceased production of the Ford Model T and began retooling factories to manufacture the Ford Model A.
* 1930 — Inauguration of the Chrysler Building, 319 meters tall in New York City, the tallest man-made structure at the time.
* 1937 — In California, the Golden Gate Bridge ope

📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
_📆 - May 26_
*🌟 Events:*
* 47 BC — Julius Caesar visits Tarsus on his way to Pontus, where he receives enthusiastic support, but according to Cicero, Cato is planning to kill him at this moment.
* 1644 — Restoration War: Portuguese and Spanish forces claim victory at the Battle of Montijo.
* 451 — The Battle of Avarair occurs between Armenian rebels and the Sassanid Empire. The Sassanians defeat the Armenians militarily but guarantee them freedom to openly practice Christianity.
* 1805 — Emperor Napoleon I assumes the title of King of Italy and is crowned with the Iron Cr

📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
📆 - May 26
*🌟 Events:*
* 47 BC — Julius Caesar visits Tarsus on his way to Pontus, where he receives enthusiastic support, but according to Cicero, Cassius is planning to kill him at this moment.
* 1644 — Restoration War: Portuguese and Spanish forces claim victory at the Battle of Montijo.
* 451 — The Battle of Avarair occurs between Armenian rebels and the Sassanid Empire. The Sassanians defeat the Armenians militarily but guarantee them freedom to openly practice Christianity.
* 1805 — Emperor Napoleon I assumes the title of King of Italy and is crowned with the Iron C

📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
📆 - May 25
📜 Events:
* 1521 — The Diet of Worms ends when Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, issues the Edict of Worms, declaring Martin Luther an outlaw.
* 1787 — The United States Constitutional Convention formally convenes in Philadelphia, when a quorum of seven states is secured.
* 1900 — The creation of the Oswaldo Cruz Foundation (Fiocruz) by public health doctor Oswaldo Cruz is the most important science and technology institution in healthcare in Latin America.
* 1940 — World War II: the Battle of Dunkirk begins.
* 1961 — Apollo Program: U.S. President John F. Kennedy

📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
📆 - May 24
*📜 Events:*
* 1607 — 100 English settlers land in Jamestown, the first permanent English colony in America.
* 1822 — Battle of Pichincha: Antonio José de Sucre secures the independence of the Royal Audience of Quito.
* 1866 — Paraguayan War: Battle of Tuiuti between the Paraguayan army and the Triple Alliance forces.
* 1883 — The Brooklyn Bridge in New York opens to traffic after 14 years of construction.
* 1941 — The battleship HMS Hood is sunk in the Battle of the Denmark Strait by the German battleship Bismarck.
* 1956 — The first Eurovision Song Contest is

📰 Brigadeiro: The Sweet That Conquered Brazil
🍫 A Sweet Born from a Lack of Ingredients
Brigadeiro emerged in Brazil in the mid-1940s, during a period of product shortages after Segunda Guerra Mundial. As fresh milk, refined sugar, and other ingredients were difficult to find, recipes started to use condensed milk, cocoa powder, and butter—a simple combination that would go on to create one of the country’s most famous sweets.
🎖️ The Origin of the Name
The name “brigadeiro” is tied to the military and political figure Eduardo Gomes, a brigadier in the Aeronáutica who ran for president o

📰 Brigadeiro: The Sweet That Conquered Brazil
🍫 A Sweet Born from a Lack of Ingredients
Brigadeiro appeared in Brazil in the mid-1940s, during a period of product shortages after World War II. As fresh milk, refined sugar, and other ingredients were hard to find, recipes began to use condensed milk, cocoa powder, and butter — a simple combination that would end up creating one of the country's most famous sweets.
🎖️ The Origin of the Name
The name “brigadeiro” is linked to the military and politician Eduardo Gomes, a brigadier in the Air Force who ran for president in 1945. During his campa

📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
📆 - May 23
*📜 Events:*
* 1179 — Pope Alexander III issues the bull Manifestis Probatum recognizing Portugal as an independent kingdom.
* 1430 — Joan of Arc is captured by the Burgundians and handed over to the English.
* 1536 — The Inquisition is established in Portugal by Pope Paul III, through the bull Cum ad nil magis.
* 1618 — The Second Defenestration of Prague precipitates the Thirty Years' War.
* 1706 — War of the Spanish Succession: John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough, defeats a French army commanded by Marshal François de Neufville, Duke of Villeroy, at the B

📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
📆 - May 22
📜 Events:
* 1520 — The Massacre of the Great Temple occurs during the Siege of Tenochtitlan, resulting in the Aztecs’ revolt against the Spaniards.
* 1809 — On the second and final day of the Battle of Aspern-Essling (near Vienna, Austria), Napoleon I is repelled by an enemy army for the first time.
* 1942 — Mexico enters World War II alongside the Allies.
* 1960 — The 1960 Valdivia earthquake, the most powerful ever recorded (9.5 on the Richter scale), hits southern Chile.
* 1990 — Microsoft launches Windows 3.0 on the market, and it quickly achieves major suc

📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
📆 - May 21
📜 Events:
* 293 — Roman emperors Diocletian and Maximian appoint Galerius as Caesar for Diocletian, marking the beginning of the period of four rulers known as the Tetrarchy.
* 1904 — Founding of the International Federation of Football (FIFA).
* 1502 — The island of Saint Helena is discovered by Portuguese navigator João da Nova.
* 1799 — End of the Siege of Acre (1799): Napoleon Bonaparte abandons the siege of the Ottoman city of Acre after two months. This was the turning point of Bonaparte’s Egyptian campaign and one of the first major defeats he suffered i

📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
📆 - May 20
*📜 Events:*
* 1498 — Portuguese explorer Vasco da Gama discovers the sea route to India when he reaches Calicut.
* 1570 — Cartographer Abraham Ortelius publishes Theatrum Orbis Terrarum, the first modern atlas.
* 1873 — Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis receive a patent in the United States for copper-riveted jeans.
* 1891 — History of cinema: the first public exhibition of Thomas Edison's kinetoscope prototype.
* 1940 — Holocaust: the first prisoners arrive at a new concentration camp in Auschwitz.
* 1983 — First publications of the discovery of Human Immunodeficie

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📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
📆 - May 18
📜 Events:
1096 — First Crusade: About 800 Jews are massacred in Worms, Holy Roman Empire (present-day Germany).
1291 — Fall of Acre, end of the Crusaders' presence in the Holy Land.
1804 — Napoleon I is proclaimed Emperor of the French by the French Senate.
1944 — World War II: Battle of Monte Cassino: after seven days of the fourth battle, German paratroopers evacuate Monte Cassino.
1969 — Apollo Program: launch of Apollo 10.
1974 — Nuclear weapon test: under the Smiling Buddha project, India successfully detonates its first nuclear bomb, becoming the sixth na

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📰🌍 NEWS BRIEF — 05/17/2026
1️⃣ 🇦🇪 UAE nuclear plant hit
A drone attack caused a fire in a generator at the Barakah nuclear plant in the United Arab Emirates. Authorities state there was no radioactive leak. Tensions in the Middle East continue to rise.
2️⃣ 🇧🇷🇺🇸 Lula bets on relationship with Trump
President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva said that his personal relationship with Donald Trump could help Brazil avoid tariffs, attract investments, and strengthen diplomatic relations.
3️⃣ 🌍⚠️ WHO declares international emergency over Ebola
The World Health Organization declared a global emergen

📰 TODAY IN HISTORY
📆 - May 17
*📜 Events:*
* 1642 — Founding of the city of Montreal.
* 1756 — The Seven Years' War officially begins when Great Britain declares war on France.
* 1814 — The Norwegian Constitution is signed, and Crown Prince Christian Frederik of Denmark is elected King of Norway by the Norwegian Constituent Assembly.
* 1846 — Adolphe Sax patents the saxophone.
* 1954 — Civil rights movement in the United States: The U.S. Supreme Court issues a unanimous decision in Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas, prohibiting racial segregation in public schools.
* 1974 — The e