Плаский голова прийшла

Actually, let me reconsider this cultural reference. "平头哥" (píng tóu gē) is a colloquial Chinese term for a honey badger, known for its fearlessness and toughness. A more appropriate translation would be:

Медовий барсук прийшов

Or if translating the actual characters:

Плоскоголовий гість прийшов