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Nobody can tell you how FREAKING bad the data center situation is right now.
All the major tech companies on the planet just spent BILLIONS building AI data centers in the Gulf.
Microsoft. Google. Amazon. Oracle.
All of them. Sitting right there. In the middle of a war zone.
Here's what you need to understand:
→ Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Qatar: they are no longer just oil hubs
→ They have become the backbone of the world's AI infrastructure.
→ Billions in servers. Billions in cooling systems. Billions in fiber optic cables.
→ YOUR data. YOUR cloud. YOUR applications. Running from there.
Now look at wh

*Enters the coffee shop*
*Sees a brunette in her twenties, 10/10*
*Approaches confidently*
Me: You met me at a very Chinese moment in my life.
Hot brunette: Sorry?
I *smiles*: I said you met me at a very Chinese moment in my life.
Hot brunette: What are you talking about?
I: Haha… you probably don’t spend much time online.
Hot brunette: I don’t, no.
I: It’s a meme. "You met me at a very Chinese moment in my life." Haven’t you heard it before?
Hot brunette: No, I haven’t heard it.
I: I guess you’re not fully connected like I am, haha. It makes sense that *mimics Joker’s vo

Someone on IG said;
"I'm humble enough to know that I may not be everyone's first choice, but I have enough confidence to know that I'm not someone who gets second chances."💪💪💪💪💪

A shark can swim faster than I can.
I can run faster than a shark.
So, in a triathlon against a shark, it all comes down to who is the best cyclist.

What you need to know about Black Rock:
The entire business model of Blackrock is to buy everything on Earth in order to control it.
Real estate, corporations, farmland, infrastructure.
All of it.
They practically have nothing in cash reserves because every dollar is used.
That was fine when everything was on the rise.
But now that markets seem to have peaked and investors are more uncertain than in years, people want to get their money back...
The problem is when everyone wants to exit at the same time and you have assets and no cash to liquidate.
And when Blackrock liquidates, it not only mo

New conspiracy theory: the iPhone keyboard keeps getting worse to incentivize you to use the voice-to-text feature so they can collect enough audio samples to use AI on your voice for unspecified nefarious purposes.

A Perfect Friday in the Netherlands:
8:00 - Wake up
8:30 - Portfolio check. Down 10%. 36% tax on unrealized gains.
9:30 - Pick up wife from her boyfriend's apartment
10:00 - Receive a fine for cycling 2 km/h over the speed limit for bicycles.
10:30 - Start work
12:00 - Eat potatoes for lunch
14:00 - Write a LinkedIn post expressing your anger about Americans who lack work-life balance.
14:30 - Mandatory diversity seminar
15:30 - Finish work
17:00 - Request permission to have a second bike
21:00 - Eat potatoes for dinner
21:30 - Read the article about Europe with the highest quality of life
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💥BUSINESS IDEA:
A woman I met ran a preschool out of her house.
10 children at a time
Charges €750 per child per month
That’s €7,500 a month
From 8 to 11 hours
Never leaves her house
She already had a waiting list reserved.
It’s not a bad business...

My impression is that it's very easy to make money online as long as you're willing to be a narcissistic show-off and sell fake products to a growing fan base. In this way, you can become a millionaire easily. And perversely, this wealth only gives you more credibility.

How do couples who stay together and have unprotected sex prevent pregnancy? I'm curious 👀