Taking a taxi to the airport, the driver was driving very slowly.


I said: "Driver, I have a flight to catch, can you go faster?"
He replied: "Why rush? If you miss it, that's just right."
I got angry: "Are you crazy?"
He looked at me through the rearview mirror: "I just came from your company, your boss sent me to pick you up. He said today everyone is laid off, you're the first. The plane ticket is fake, no need to rush."
I said: "Then who are you?"
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