WHAT'S THE WAY FORWARD FOR BITCOIN?
PUMPING OR DUMPING SOON ? FIND OUT HERE:
As of January 27, 2026, Bitcoin ($BTC ) is trading around $87,700 - $88,600 (With a live price of $88,300 at the time of writing) showing signs of consolidation after recent volatility. The cryptocurrency has been under pressure from macroeconomic factors, geopolitical tensions (such as U.S.-Iran issues), and market rotations away from risk assets. This has led to a choppy trading environment, with BTC struggling to reclaim higher levels like $90,000 while defending key supports. Short-Term Price Movement (1-30 D
Gold prices were cheap yesterday! The local jewelry stores have a new joke:
A lady walks up to the gold bar counter, with silver hair gathered, and quietly, shyly asks:
"Can gold still go up in price?"
The sales girl, elegant and calm, responds:
"Just buy it, leave the rest to Trump. Gold increases by 1 gram every two days, hitting new highs every day!"
The lady then asks: "When will gold be cheap?"
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The girl replies: "Yesterday."
The lady hurriedly pats her thigh: "This kid, I told you to buy yesterday, and he said gold would drop tomorrow..."
It's just a joke, a bit of fun. Not to be taken as investment advice.