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🚨 It's pretty much what I expected before; in our country's style, the policies encouraging childbirth will inevitably be gradual. Here it comes? —
Starting from January 1, 2026, contraceptives will be subject to value-added tax, and the 30-year tax exemption policy will be canceled!
Those who understand a bit about economics know that taxes are never just about money; taxes are about attitude, direction, and policy signals.
After all, the birth rate has plunged to 1, and the country holds meetings every day to discuss the population crisis. Common practices include reducing costs, lowering risks, and subsidizing childcare.
But if none of these work, there are plenty of tricks up my sleeve:
Today is just the restoration of value-added tax.
The consumption tax may be collected tomorrow.
The day after tomorrow, we will be able to limit the production and close down contraceptive products.
Still not working? Then ban hospitals from performing sterilizations and abortions, with violators facing criminal charges.
If that doesn't work, just go straight for the heavy medication:
Either reform the system, or those who do not marry and have children should share the responsibility of raising children.
Either make a bold decision and open up immigration directly.
At this point, the essence is actually very clear:
It is not about your willingness to give birth, but rather about making it impossible for you to choose not to give birth with dignity.
This has led to the tragic situation of contemporary young people:
Making money is as difficult as cultivating immortality,
The difficulty of commuting is comparable to the Long March,
The cost of marriage is comparable to going public,
The cost of maintaining freedom is becoming increasingly high.
So I boldly propose a wild idea: within 10 years, a single tax will be on the table! Just wait!