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🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump now has 3 options regarding Iran:
Option 1: Cancel the victory and withdraw.
This means the United States will lose the Middle East forever and Israel's days will be numbered.
Option 2: Troops on the ground and very likely mass casualties and a result of 0 because everyone knows it's impossible to take a country with 90 million inhabitants.
Iran's terrain is also characterized by a high, rugged, and arid central plateau, completely surrounded by enormous mountain ranges.
Option 3: Nuclear weapons. This time they will definitely destroy Israel.
It's a total defeat unless somehow
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Trump turned against Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Greene for their opposition to the Iran war and Epstein cover-up.
Now, he is exclusively surrounded by Zionists from the Israel First party, such as Mark Levin, Laura Loomer, and Jared Kushner.
We are not abandoning MAGA; MAGA abandoned us.
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BREAKING NEWS:
🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump states that Iran has apologized and has yielded to its Middle Eastern neighbors, committing to end the attacks.
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🚨🚨LATEST NEWS:
Sharp drop in Dubai hotel prices near Burj Khalifa, with rooms for two adults available for only $9 per night.
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Nobody can tell you how FREAKING bad the data center situation is right now.
All the major tech companies on the planet just spent BILLIONS building AI data centers in the Gulf.
Microsoft. Google. Amazon. Oracle.
All of them. Sitting right there. In the middle of a war zone.
Here's what you need to understand:
→ Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Qatar: they are no longer just oil hubs
→ They have become the backbone of the world's AI infrastructure.
→ Billions in servers. Billions in cooling systems. Billions in fiber optic cables.
→ YOUR data. YOUR cloud. YOUR applications. Running from there.
Now look at wh
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"A bull market is like sex. It feels better just before it ends." - Warren Buffett
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Warren Buffett advised Bill Gates to sell his Microsoft shares and diversify his wealth in 1999
If Bill Gates had not listened, he would have been the richest person in 2026 with a net worth of over $1.2 trillion.
Lesson: Don't take investment advice from your friends.
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*Enters the coffee shop*
*Sees a brunette in her twenties, 10/10*
*Approaches confidently*
Me: You met me at a very Chinese moment in my life.
Hot brunette: Sorry?
I *smiles*: I said you met me at a very Chinese moment in my life.
Hot brunette: What are you talking about?
I: Haha… you probably don’t spend much time online.
Hot brunette: I don’t, no.
I: It’s a meme. "You met me at a very Chinese moment in my life." Haven’t you heard it before?
Hot brunette: No, I haven’t heard it.
I: I guess you’re not fully connected like I am, haha. It makes sense that *mimics Joker’s vo
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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the day off itself.
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Someone on IG said;
"I'm humble enough to know that I may not be everyone's first choice, but I have enough confidence to know that I'm not someone who gets second chances."💪💪💪💪💪
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A shark can swim faster than I can.
I can run faster than a shark.
So, in a triathlon against a shark, it all comes down to who is the best cyclist.
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What you need to know about Black Rock:
The entire business model of Blackrock is to buy everything on Earth in order to control it.
Real estate, corporations, farmland, infrastructure.
All of it.
They practically have nothing in cash reserves because every dollar is used.
That was fine when everything was on the rise.
But now that markets seem to have peaked and investors are more uncertain than in years, people want to get their money back...
The problem is when everyone wants to exit at the same time and you have assets and no cash to liquidate.
And when Blackrock liquidates, it not only mo
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Name a place worse than this area to start a startup
I highly doubt you can
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New conspiracy theory: the iPhone keyboard keeps getting worse to incentivize you to use the voice-to-text feature so they can collect enough audio samples to use AI on your voice for unspecified nefarious purposes.
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Good morning, Cryptowhalers
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Gordon Ramsay says he's opening a restaurant where waiters can shout:
“The customer is not always right”
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